Thursday, October 29, 2009

fail

Rebeka

I am going to a law school party tonight

I love seeing law kids drunk

it's fantastic

8:55pmDavis

i have seen one before

it is funny

8:56pmRebeka

are you talking about me?

8:56pmDavis

haha

maybe

halloween game plan

Margarita Jello Shots

1 6-ounce box of Lime Jello Gelatin
2 cups boiling water
10-12 fl. oz. white tequilla (or 1 3/4 cups), 4 oz. Lime Juice

Dreamsicle Jello Shots

1 6-ounce box of Orange Jello Gelatin
2 cups boiling water
10-12 fl. oz. Vanilla Vodka (or 1 3/4 cups)

plus

lady gaga costume

plus

BFFs // Jonathan's then Dixie's

equals =

I can't wait for halloween 2009 - hooray for weekend holidays :)
every time I look at you I go blind.
Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to nocturn alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home one devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy.

thank you to my friend Amanda for that :)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

amazing friends

I love Jessie:

yeah...i also think about you when I am busy, and think about how much more busy you are...and then I pray for you.

Yay!!! You are smartie and will be the BEST lawyer of all time!!!!

Friday, October 16, 2009

"big buck hunter"

today: class, hopefully not another anxiety attack
then, head south, pick up cousin Katie on the way and head back to the Gorge.

tomorrow morning: opening day of hunting season. stoked.

hopefully this boy drama I'm experience will mellow out (not that it's that severe, but it's really effecting my heart/mind).

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

the girls boys sleep with in law school:

click here to read all the profiles :)

5. THE HEAD CASE

She’s attractive, but a stress bag. A walking, breathing car wreck. Intelligent enough to be proficient, not quite smart enough to be calm. Obsesses over every assignment or exam. A nattering, nail-biting wreck. Everyone she knows is her therapist, which is generally you more than any of the others. Why? Because the two of you got together after an exam, threw back a dozen vodkas and wound up screwing on her couch.

Downside: Perpetually in some form of dire crisis, and you have to save the day.
Bonus: The solution’s always sex.

7. THE ‘MRS.’ CANDIDATE

She’s hot. And she has to be for what she’s seeking, which isn’t a JD. Daddy has a few bucks, enough to pay her way through grad school. And McKinsey wasn’t interviewing any Interpretative Dance majors. She thought about medical school. She thought about an MBA. Both required actual work. So she took a Kaplan course, pulled a decent score on the LSAT and here she is, looking for the “Mr.” to her “Mrs.” If you’re a half-decent-looking law student with a thimble’s worth of charm (otherwise known as one of the twelve normal guys in the class), you’re in the midst of her “no less than two karats” crosshairs.

Upside: She looks great naked.
Downside: She screws like a Real Doll.
Morning-After Downside: Her birth control pill caddie has an undisturbed wrapper around it.
Extra-Horrible Morning-After Downside: So does the condom in your wallet.

thank you Brittan for that :)
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